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Dave Attell

A comic's comic is what Dave Attell is known as. If you were to name the topics that Mr. Attell uses in his act, you would have quite an eclectic assortment of subjects. Standard Attellisms are: beastiality, racist dinosaurs, one-legged pirate sex, Dave and his midget friends working in a meth lab, drunken fathers wearing capes, masturbation, retarded people, the Amish having sex, drinking and driving your kids to school, and, there was a hit put out on Steve Irwin by the crocodiles.

When it comes to Dave Attell, there is no such thing as a segue. You are immediately bombarded left and right, up and down, in and out, and there is no way to tell where he is going next...

Some quotes from Dave Attell.

Everybody mastubates! Even the ladies do it. They have a different term for it. They call it a looong hot bath.

Reno Nevada. That's a great town. Gambling, all night drinking, legalized prostitution and gambling. You know what the town doesn't have? A zoo. After a couple of days drinking, gambling, and banging hookers, you kind of want to see a panda.

My midget friend wants to be a weatherman. But there will never be a midget weatherman because no one would believe them. "A flood is coming!"
"Yeah to you."

Women have all the power, because women have all the vaginas.

I love gambling stories because they always start out so hopeful. "I was up eighty thousand dollars. Next thing I know I'm blowin' a guy for a sandwich".